That is so funny. The one about killing Barney made me cry with laughter.  But Dante so wouldnt like Barney.  And the hair gel one is funny too.  You are funnier than you think you are A bit sick but funny My go Dante Vergil and Alucard are entered in a beauty contest and they are the finalists. It's a tie. The ...

There is a perosn form DMC invited to be special guest at a st trinnions  party for all the girls  There is screaming and hardcore tough girls run out screaming and crying Flash Harry says to Headmistress, You did'nt check on this person first?! Well he looked like an entertainer and he said his dream job was St ...

Lobuk: Dante is stronger so far. Vergil's stronest level so far is Nelo Angelo. Dante beat him in DMC1 and moved on to beat Nelo's master, Mundus. After that he further goes on to get the Deperate Devil Trigger in DMC2 which seems like a slightly less powerful Sparda Trigger that doesn't require the Sparda Sword to transform. As it ...

wrath demon to lust demon hey lets go to a bar and watch the dancers and chill out no thanks, dont feel like it.

dante piss off nero, im the demon, you are only  3/4 as cute as me! vergil hm, like to play demonic chess dante? trish what to do what to do, kill evil demon, or freeze it and go shopping and come back later.....

probably so. when we like something we want links to it dont we. still might be true. shame your thread didnt take off.

scary barney i mean patty lowell from anime frills are so last year i think ill dye my hair black with streaks and wear black and listen to heavy metal and goth wrath demon i wont drop my exploding acid bomb on you dante, lets hug

Sorry, I can't see the pictures, the stupid school blocked the site. May be tomorrow at the library I ...

I'm like Dante because if i dont like wat someone assigned me or commanded me or when i'm at home, i goof off and i'm like Vergil because i don't speak much coz i don't have anything to say and to tell. i'm too quiet my thoughts are field w/ things i can't imagine why i think of those things and i ...

a 3-D DMC fighting game wouldnt b 2 bad