I read all of the thread. Its very funny.

 One thread that will make you cry with laughter!

 Vergil and Dante are having a fight

 Vergil pauses everything and says

Do you wanna go for a drink and some dinner.

Yeah ok

Somewhere nice, Italian or French

Okay!

No pizza

Wha......

NO PIZZA I AM PAYING!

Ok

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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