That is so funny. The one about killing Barney made me cry with laughter.

 But Dante so wouldnt like Barney.

 And the hair gel one is funny too.

 You are funnier than you think you are

A bit sick but funny

My go

Dante Vergil and Alucard are entered in a beauty contest and they are the finalists.

It's a tie. The crowd are meant to choose and they cannot pick one

Eventually Vergil knocks out both Dante and Alucard and grabs the trophy

He says

What! It was clear id win from the beggining

Look i geled my my hair especially and i wore this beautiful blue coat and lovely waistcoat and fine ruffled shirt and fine trousers and boots

and my weapons are looking lovely.

Look they both wore red! They have to lose points for coming dressed as each other.

 

 

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