me! i shall be mello with a cello.
Fred!
I hate babysitters i hope they die, hope they die make them go away!!!!!! *very high pitch* oooooooooooooooo*normal pitch* ooooooo *very high pitch* yeahhhhhh
Fred lost his Meds.
My babysitter brought her boyfriend over and they're like holding hands, what does she want to do get pregnant or something????
She thinks she's top dog you know what? I am top dog!
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Dora doesn't have a shirt on!! EWWW Dora's nude!!!! *starts hitting dora doll on a table*
My mom thinks im four, but you know, I'm turning five soon, but on the bright side i got these really cool slippers. *rubs slippers against face*
Boo f*ckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of sh*t,
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it.
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of sh*t.
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots,
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a c*ck.
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong.
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are f*cking morons.
You don't mean it.
~ Mindless Self Indulgence