Then bleach would be missing its hero.

What if tyrannasaurrus rex went to the dentist?

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Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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he wouldnt fit through the front door and then the dentist would have to go outside to look at his teeth...then get eaten...

why is breaking benjamin the most awesomed band ever?

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Because they make the most awesome music.

Who can beat Nero at arm-wrestling? 

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Few people, but Sparda most definately could

 

What would happen if Alucard from Hellsing met Dante?

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He'd pull out Jackal and .454 (his pistols) and say ," Mine are bigger than yours"

What would it take to make hot snow fall upwards? 

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A. A gravitational field in the sky and hot snow

 Q. What would happen if Muse wrote a film?

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It would be a porno with two really fat women as the lead roles

 

If I were dead where would I go? 

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You would go on a most excellent adventure! *rocks out on air guitar*

Why are ragdoll effects/physics so fun? 

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They make enemies fly about when you kill them

 What would happen if Sir Integral Hellsing met Vergil?

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Sir Integral Hellsiing would kill him and the world would die

what would happen if all expresion (its raining cats and dogs ) came true everytime you said it?

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Put me like a seal over your heart
Like a seal on your arm
For love is as strong as death
Jealousy is as severe as Shoel
It's flashes are flashes of fire
The very flame of the Lord (Song of solomon 8:6)

It would be hell on earth and a lot of people wouldn't be able to talk because cats have their tongues.

What if people started selling "WWSD" (or What Would Sparda Do?) bracelets?

 

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Christians would petition against it.

What would happen if Dante actually had money?

 

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He would never want for pizza and strawberry sundaes again

what would happen if a ninja kitten got inot a wool shop?

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it would tear all the wool to shreds then disappear

What would happen if everyone had to move to the moon?

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then everyone would turn to aliens and die!!...>.<

What would you do if monkeys showed up at your door and started to eat you alive?

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Boo f*ckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of sh*t,
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it.
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of sh*t.
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots,
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a c*ck.
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong.
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are f*cking morons.
You don't mean it.

~ Mindless Self Indulgence