Because people are for the most part ignorant.

What color is a mirror?

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Salute to a legend...

a little color i like to call reflection

do cell phones really give you brain tumors??

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no but the cancer you might get from it will

how do you get chuck norris to put his pajamas on?

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throw them at him then push him out the door

Why would u want to know that?

That wasn't my real question

this is: Why does chocolate taste so good and why can u get high off it??

 

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because its choclate (no real answer to that one) and because it sugary enough that if u eat a bunch like a ton u start feeling high i guess.

What do batteries run on?

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Dont speak, just die!

energy and a type of acid i cant remember the name of

why is rosi o'donald so dumb

 

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First of all, Who is Rosie O Donald lol?!

Maybe they xtracted her brain at birth?

 

Ok......... Why do people cry when thet're sad???

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Because they're sentimental fools.

What is the difference between a myth and legend? Lol 

myth-a traditional or legendary story, usually concerning some being or hero or event, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, esp. one that is concerned with deities or demigods and explains some practice, rite, or phenomenon of nature.

legend-a nonhistorical or unverifiable story handed down by tradition from earlier times and popularly accepted as historical.

Why are disney kid movies (which does not include narnia or pirates and some pixar and that new movie wall>e) getting worse as they go on making them?

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because ur getting older and u stop liking kids movies

whats the difference between ice cream and frozen yoguart ( they both taste the same)

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Dont speak, just die!

ones alive...gee talk about cryogenics

Who has more potential to rule the world someday? Dr. Evil or Pinky and the Brain?
 

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Dr Evil hands down!....Pinky always did get in the way of the brain ~_~....

Who is cooler, Myself, or I?

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This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. ...



if you like Halloween add this into your sig!

I myself am cooler... JK!!! XD

 Whats the truth behind the reason the cyote always looses to the roadrunner? 

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Because he always buys his traps from ACME.

If you hang upside down, which way is up and which way is down?

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Salute to a legend...

Up remains up, and down remains down, but since you have become reversed everything else to you is reversed, so if you hang upside down, hot snow falls up, winter is in August, and cats have puppies.

 How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail? Before she sleeps in the sand? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.

But seriously. How many roads?
 

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To the well organized mind, death is but the Next Great Adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore *Voldemort you ass*