because in ages ago germanies played football whit ostricht eggs

why didnt the eggs broke down

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life´s a piece of *** when you look at it.
life´s a laught and death´s a joke it´s true
you´ll see it´s all a show.
keep´em laughting as you go just remember that the last laught is on you and...

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF DEATH!

JUST BEFORE YOU DRAW YOUR TERMINAL BREATH!

take a last look around while your alive i am indestructible master of war

disturbed indestructible

they did, that's how they got helmets. has anyone here played dodge rock?

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Actually yes, I have.

Why do people tell me to shut up when I'm in the library?

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Go to http://dmc-ttos.blogspot.com/ to see Jamez fanfilm. Seriously go check it out!!!

http://www.superliminal.com/upsidedown/NQAS.htm

Take The Quiz Yourself!

Because they're mean.

Why do library workers seem so hostile to everyone? 

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because they work at a place where no one wants to go to. how to you counter a guy who's armored core has 3 grenade launchers (50 shots total, about 5 needed for a kill), that put heat up to about 660 degrees and are long ranged and very accurate and also blow you off to a side so you normally get hit with about 3 before you can move again? ok this isn't really a stupid question, but is open to really dumb answers.

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To solve this problem you must simply get a long ranged sniper gun and then jump somewhere you can hide and then slowly creep up on him and then just totally nail him through the head. Or you could just poke him in the shoulder for maximum damage.

 How bad are drugs if everyone does them?

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どんなことが起こって、私はいつも愛しています。Heh, try and translate if you want but it's not meant for you.

Slightly better

How would life be if we heard the Unreal Tournament announcer say something whenever we did something awesome? 

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Slightly awesome...

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because you aren't looking for the answer yourself. why don't you just wear a girdle? (the quote to beat in one of my classes)

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cuz i dont need one

why am i getting DMC4 for the 360

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cuz you want to ^-^

where did i get the idea for my wierd sig? heheh

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Off that guy - - -- >

 cbjekfegcbejk,qfhukrcqy84ufl;??

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Yeah... let's go all the way to Hell!

01001001010010?

What's Dante's favorite kind of pizza? 

 

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peporoni

 

What is nero's fav. pizza? 

 

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I am myself, no one else.

garbage is pizza really dante's only weakness?

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