the one was when i took my mouse and put it on him when he was sleeping and a second later i heard him scream and ran to him to see him freaking out, another was where a taped the side of his bed(the only way to get off his bed)with clear tape and then he tried getting up and got stuc in it, ended up ripping some hair out too, i don't remember the othrs but they were so much better when you saw what happened.
Boo f*ckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of sh*t,
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it.
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of sh*t.
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots,
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a c*ck.
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong.
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are f*cking morons.
You don't mean it.
~ Mindless Self Indulgence