(rage unleashed) I FREAKIN' HATE IT WHEN CHICKS SHOW OFF THEIR JUGGIES! (dane cook) OOOOOH!!! (cooling down) It's an insult to real chicks, it's evil gross, and it's honestly to goodness-ly leaves them vulnerable to any attack. I really think that games would be just as well without the bouncing implants!!! Heck, even Tomb Raider wasn't that bad (the new ones by Crystal Dynamics, I mean, not the old ones by Core Designs.)
But what the hell? What am I saying? There's always gonna be a game out there that shows chicks boulders! But do they really have to do that in my favorite series? What a bummer! When I start making games, I will go directly for decency and gameplay, and it will be one of the best damn games there is, even without all the silicone.
There, I said it!!!
To those of you I have insulted--- The Rage used to be a happy and friendly little creature... then I went to college....

Hell is still overburdened
I must stand and wait in line...
Hell is still overburdened
How have I been so determined malign?