(rage unleashed) I FREAKIN' HATE IT WHEN CHICKS SHOW OFF THEIR JUGGIES! (dane cook) OOOOOH!!! (cooling down) It's an insult to real chicks, it's evil gross, and it's honestly to goodness-ly leaves them vulnerable to any attack. I really think that games would be just as well without the bouncing implants!!! Heck, even Tomb Raider wasn't that bad (the new ones by Crystal Dynamics, I mean, not the old ones by Core Designs.)
But what the hell? What am I saying? There's always gonna be a game out there that shows chicks boulders! But do they really have to do that in my favorite series? What a bummer! When I start making games, I will go directly for decency and gameplay, and it will be one of the best damn games there is, even without all the silicone.
There, I said it!!!
Dark Slayer...."The world has not killed me off yet....

"The maid that you've hired could never conspire to kill....
She's to mother, not quietly smother you when you're most ill....
The one that you're trusting suspiciously dusting the sill...."
The Bourne Ultimatum = The Boring Old Tomato