Vergil-(to dante) whats that on your lip???

Dante- OH that ... thats just a cold sore

Vergil- really cuz lady has the same thing and it looks like herpes to me

Dante- that ***** gave me herpes

Vergil- here use my cream

Dante- why do u have herpe cream?

Vergil- she gave me herpes too

(Hope that wasnt too bad lol)

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Dont speak, just die!

Dante: OMG Trish let's go SHOPPING!

Trish: OMFG YEAH! I LOVE SHOES! *Gasp* OMG LET'S DYE OUR HAIR!!! EEEEEEEEEK!

Dante: Oh. My. God. Yes yesyesyesyesYES! OMG What colour will you get?

Trish: Hot Pink! YES! What about you?

Dante: Ah! I was gonna get pink! I KNOW! I'll get magenta! YAY!

(both) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Virgil at the mall, looking at bras: OMG! Dante and Trish! OH look at your pretty hair, I want hair like that!

Trish: I know, it's FAB-U-LOUS!

(all do a group hug) 

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To the well organized mind, death is but the Next Great Adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore *Voldemort you ass*

The end of DMC 4

Kyrie leans in to kiss Nero

Nero hugs her and grabs her ass.

Kyrie slaps him.

Nero:I like it rough.

Kyrie:Me too.

Nero slaps her with the DB. He kills her. 

Nero:Kyrie! 

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The end is near.

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah LOVIN IT!!! o gawd, i sound like mc donalds... xD

LOVING the last one, Gluttony, loving it to pieces. And the one where Dante gets his hair dyed: xD Love it 2! Gone to his gay clases, has Dante lmfao

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Gluttony:

The end of DMC 4

Kyrie leans in to kiss Nero

Nero hugs her and grabs her ass.

Kyrie slaps him.

Nero:I like it rough.

Kyrie:Me too.

Nero slaps her with the DB. He kills her. 

Nero:Kyrie! 

Thats ***ing hilarious man im dying from lack of breath

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Dont you touch her she has nothing to do with this, LET HER GO!!

Dante: I hate naked women. Ewww!! Porn!!!

If nature calls, too bad. I'm not letting you use the toilet in the back.

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Nero: I'm not emo... I'm not... I'M NOT, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!

Gloriaaaaaaaa! Credooooooooo! Agnusssssss! Anyone-not-Kyrieeeeeeeeee!

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Sanctus: The Savior's attacks are ****ing useless!! goddammit!!!!!!!!! *throws down hat and stomps on it*

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Kyrie: Whoo! *lifts up dress*

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Vergil: That IS what I'm looking for. 

Nelo Angelo: Hello. I'm Nelo Angelo, formerly known as Vergil. I like whiskers on kittens and warm woolen mittens. I dislike slashing, punching out blue fireballs, and helm breaking people. My idea of a dream date is April 24, when its not too hot and not too cold.

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Geryon: Ow ow, I've sprained my ankle... NO! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME! 

 

 

 

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DMC1: "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LiI-iI-iI-iI-iI-ight!!"

DMC2: ".........................."

DMC3: "Dude, my father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?"

DMC4: "Things always gotta be complicated...."

Dante:I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with liiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!

Trish:Uh, Dante... I am still alive you know.

Dante:O... um... yea. I totally knew that. 

Trish:You could put me down now.

Dante:O...K

Dante drops Trish.

Trish:Oww

Akward silence.

Trish:You should probably go and uh... defeat Mundus.

Dante:Yea. Thats uh, probably for the best

Both are looking at the ground.

Dante:Ahem. Yea I think I am gonna go now.

Dante starts walking backwards.

Trish:Yea you should go stop the apocalypse.

Dante trips and falls on his butt.

Trish buries her face in her hands.

Trish:Thats gonna save us from the apocalypse.

Starts crying.

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The end is near.

Vergli and Dante are in Hell

Vergil-Dante, mine is totally bigger than yours.

Dante-There is no way. This thing is HUGE.

Vergil-Well why don't we measure then. Side by side.

Dante-Ok, fine. Just don't be embarassed after we find out mine is bigger.

Dante and Vergil line up the Force Edge and Rebellion side-by-side

Vergil-Darn. It is bigger.

Dante-Hell yea. And we both know chicks dig the bigger ones. 

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The end is near.

Nice Gluttony.

Dante: " Father was hideous, can't you tell by looking at me."

Vergil: " You know what brother, come to my arms."

Nero: " Oh yeah, shake it baby"

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Choose your death: The sword, the twins or the bouble barrels.

Alucard from Hellsing and Dante meet while out one day.

 They warily approach each other and trade a few cool but not outrightly threatening comments and show off their weapons.

 Eventually Alucard says

 

Dante may I ask you a question?

 Sure, 

says Dante warily.

 

Alucard says entusiasicaly,

 Were do you get your coats, they are fabulous!

 

Dante looks cool and ambigouous for a moment and then gushes

 It is a fabulous boutique!  They have everything a fabulous warrior like us could want!

Amazing, do show me!

I will do more than that lets grab a fine coffee and go shopping.

Fabulous.

 

 

 

 

 

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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DMC2 Dante: (in a girly voice) OMG i think vergil  is the biggest hottie i want us to get married and have 5 kids YAY Me  

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Echidna (to dante):who the hell are you

Dante:im dante bicth who the hell i think i am(pulls out ivory shoots the demon she go boom) god what a ***in nag

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Vergil:where is beowulf i left it right here by this cliff i jumped in 

Dante:these gauntlets and grieves are so fab.

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last one

Nero:KYRIE!!!! KYRIE KYRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dante:(slaps nero across the face with gilgemash)Stop whining like baby ya little ***in bicth now take yamato and stab your self in chest it will save kryie

Ner: Sweet Gimmie gimmie gimmie  

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Dont you touch her she has nothing to do with this, LET HER GO!!

Dante (dmc3): * after hitting the jukebox* "Lets POP!!!"

Trish: "i should be a NUN!"

Dante (cursed chess): chess!! sweeeet! get ready to feel  the might of my Queen!!

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Victims... Aren't We All..?

Trish and Dante are in the shop and Dante is in a new recliner

Dante: Trish why dont you go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich, or ill beat you like a beat my kids... TO DEATH

Trish: you dont have any kids

Dante: Lets just say its safe to say ill beat you :)

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6th Seat of Squad 13
The Sereitei

I AM SO HYPED ON CORNFLAKES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh yeah

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Dont you touch her she has nothing to do with this, LET HER GO!!

OH NOOO! The APOCOLYPSE is here! SD ate Cornflakes! :O RUUUUN!

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BURN, BABY! BUUUURRN!!! XD