Far too many and few imbetween? jk its not something you can judge by distance

whats the verdict of the world of man? 

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thanks to Nero_the_one for the KH sig

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Guilty as charged!..... >_>....hey, I was suposed to give you a stupid answer, dont look at me like that!.

Why is it we call the gas chamber for ciminals, crule and unusual, when there the ones Killing people and leaveing the boddies in dumpsters? Lighting them on fire while there still alive, Ect.

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Theres a hole in the world like a Great black pit and ists filled with people who are filled with ***!.

^Thanks to Eva ^__^ <3

Because sometimes human can be filthy hipocrytes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 

ALL OF IT.

Is there a chin under Chuck Norris's beard? Or a fist? 

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To the well organized mind, death is but the Next Great Adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore *Voldemort you ass*

neither  whats under chuck norris' beard is a very sad and lonly man lol

Whats the meaning of meaning??

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Dont speak, just die!

Whatever you want it 2 be lmfao

What duz Bebo stand 2 lmfao????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! coz I DNT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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allow me to answer your question with a question.

.............What................................the.......................fudge?

 

Why is marraige ok between and old guy and a gold digger, but not ok between two loving gay guys? 

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To the well organized mind, death is but the Next Great Adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore *Voldemort you ass*

Because capitalism, not reason, rules the US government.

Why do you see a purple haze when the lens of your eyes thin out or thicken? 

Well, I could tell you, but that would involve a long, boring, educational lecture about the human anatomy, or.........I could DANCE!

 

What's my favorite mutated animal that is a chickencow? 

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To the well organized mind, death is but the Next Great Adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore *Voldemort you ass*

chicken cow

if u try to kill light (death note) and u dont have a death note how do u kill him???

 

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Thanks DV63 for the sig :]

its called a knife :D

If you want to play a cd and u put it in a walrus and the walrus is blue and is in the pacifc ocean wearing a striped tie and u were in the atlantic ocean wut would u do?

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I would hug the walrus, by stealing its blueyness, then steal awesome stripe tie, then run to the moon xD

If you took a pool and could choose to change the color of the water.....what color would you change it to?

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Boo f*ckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of sh*t,
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it.
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of sh*t.
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots,
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a c*ck.
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong.
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are f*cking morons.
You don't mean it.

~ Mindless Self Indulgence

Yellow...hee hee.
j/k

What would happen if  the coyote finally caught that damn roadrunner?

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He'd ass rape it, then rape his mom, dad, and little brother while he is forced to watch. Then he'd eat them, starting at their butts, and then eat the road runner.

 

Why is the only guy I've ever loved gay? 

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To the well organized mind, death is but the Next Great Adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore *Voldemort you ass*

dude thats just not right!

 

dude thats just not right!