Because we are too dam big and large.
Is there something more terrible then death?
Reanimating as a zombie.
What's the last thing that Dante would do?
kill a human
what´s the last thing vergil would do?
Eat pizza.
Would Sparda eat pizza?
yeah he would!
would sparda drink alc?
Don't tell me you didn't know. Sparda killed Eva. He was a drunk. Thats why he sealed himself in hell. There is no booze in hell.
Why would a woman like Eva have babies with an ugly demon?
Because she has weird taste, like I do.
Could Vergil possibly be 'by'?
Hell no! He's either gay or straight.
What do you think?
Definitely gay. He killed Arkham because he came out of the closet but Arkham rejected his love.
Is Dante REALLY straight?
...actually he's so cought up in himself the only person he could ever really see himself with is ...another him....or...lookalike. there for he's totaly into his brother...yeah, I'm going to say gay.
Have you ever felt as though you were born in the wrong place and or time?
Not really, as long as I was born safely.
Have you ever been jealous of a love interests friend(of the opposite sex) or ex?
More then once, you wouldn't belive it.
God created the world, who created heaven and hell?
We did this
who is satan?
NIIIIIICE!!!! 102 pages people!!
No one really KNOWS though I suspect he is the real boogie man.
Why are cheese puffs addictive?
Because they contain an additive called monosodium glutamate, which is no better than nicotine in cigarettes.
That chick from FFXII, what's her real name, Aeris or Aerith?
