I don't know if it's been said

you know your a noob when in the first mission you pause and try to learn
how to learn to reload ebony&ivory
 

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Kill one man you are a murderer
kill one thousand you are a monster
kill them all and you are a god

u know youre a n00b when you think the sword is a decoration

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"Is that all you've got?"

Gotta add it; it bothers me to no end.

You know you're a noob when you spell Vergil's name "Virgil". =.=;  Words are different than names...depending on the person, spell it right.

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You know your a noob when you get stuck on the first mission on easy with tutorials on DMC3

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vs.

you die on the first 2 missions of devil may cry 3,

if you refuse to try other styles of DMC3 gameplay

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You think youre gonna make the devil cry

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"Is that all you've got?"

When you can't figure out how to get the Pride of the Lion, when all you have to do is walk up to it.

 

lol seriiously, it took me forever but after i figured it out i beat the game like 10 times! 

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To the well organized mind, death is but the Next Great Adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore *Voldemort you ass*

You know you're a noob at DMC when.....

you think DMC 2 was the best game of the series

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Dont speak, just die!

You think Alastor has a magical eye.........like Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody.

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To the well organized mind, death is but the Next Great Adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore *Voldemort you ass*