Oh em gee, I got the ultimate one, I really hope no one already said this, I'm too lazy to look..but..you know your a noob at DMC when..

 

You don't know what DMC stands for 

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"Death come only to those who allow themselves to die" Dante Fydoe

Dante Fydoe:

Oh em gee, I got the ultimate one, I really hope no one already said this, I'm too lazy to look..but..you know your a noob at DMC when..

 

You don't know what DMC stands for 

lol my friend found out what DMC stood for yesterday XD

hmm..i'm hoping no one said this, but...

You know you're a noob at DMC when....you think Dante actually broke your TV screen when he kicked it after the Capcom logo

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Hey Guys

you know your a n00b at DMC when you think that Jester/ Arkham is a badass character

 

i dont think anyone ever thought jester was a badass

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"Whatever,do as you please"

exactly

LoL

 you's a n00b at DMC when you think Sparda is spelled Spart/pronnounced Sparta

 

Swear to god i was at new grounds and this guy made this comment on a DMC video and called sparda sparta,

I was like *points menacingly* NOOOOOOOOOB!

 

that reminds me of one..

 

You know your a noob at dmc when..

 

In 300 Leonaidis says "THIS IS SPARTA!!" and you think he's talking about the legendary dark knight. 

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"Death come only to those who allow themselves to die" Dante Fydoe

you know you're a noob at dmc when you do round trip and your sword doesn't come back you know you're a noob at dmc when you get something that looks like the all star photo, but instead of saying "you are the true king of hell!" it says "you suck!" and it either has a picture of all the characters laughing at you or shows all the enemie's finnishing moves that you've been seeing since the release of the game.

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. /\.................................../\
./ \ /\___/\ . . . . . ./\___/\ / \
. |(*/\/\/\*) . . . _ (*/\/\/\*)|
. C( ____ )D(\__/)C( ____ )D
. | /* /\ *\ .(='.'=) /* /\ *\ .|
. | U __ U . (")_(") U _ . .U .|
!!!!!I'M ON BUNNY PATROL!!!!

You are a noob when

in DMC 1 when you see the ifrit and you go to get them when you get on the platform instead of flying around dante and becoming his weapon they instead beat the crap out of you,kick you off the platform,and while on the ground you hear ifrit speak and call you a noob. XP

in DMC 3 when dante fires a bullet at the pool balls instead of them hitting the demons they just rebound off the walls and they all hit dante.

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You're really lacking something if you can't find the hidden mission number in this scene:

 

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

when u think ebony and ivory is the song

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IceCreamMouth:

You're really lacking something if you can't find the hidden mission number in this scene:

 

NNNNOOOO!!!! im a noob!!! I cant see it!!

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When you cant beat phantom in the cathedral

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"Is that all you've got?"

the dcving dawn:

IceCreamMouth:

You're really lacking something if you can't find the hidden mission number in this scene:

 

NNNNOOOO!!!! im a noob!!! I cant see it!!

I think its the 8 in the corner there...

you know your a noob at DMC when the game pauses and Dante just comes out and breaks it to you....

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if you like Halloween add this into your sig!

you know you're a noob when DMC turns to MGS and Dante has to hide in his trusty box so as not to get killed.

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. /\.................................../\
./ \ /\___/\ . . . . . ./\___/\ / \
. |(*/\/\/\*) . . . _ (*/\/\/\*)|
. C( ____ )D(\__/)C( ____ )D
. | /* /\ *\ .(='.'=) /* /\ *\ .|
. | U __ U . (")_(") U _ . .U .|
!!!!!I'M ON BUNNY PATROL!!!!

Vergil-demon in blue:

the dcving dawn:

IceCreamMouth:

You're really lacking something if you can't find the hidden mission number in this scene:

 

NNNNOOOO!!!! im a noob!!! I cant see it!!

I think its the 8 in the corner there...

The hidden number is actually a four.

 

You know you're a noob at DmC4 when the game forces you to play as Dante in Mission 01.

Tutorial 1:

Practice walking towards Nero by slightly tilting the left analog stick as he shoots you with the Blue Rose!!! (0/5)

Tutorial 2:

Execute your new Gunslinger move, Honeycomb Fire,by tapping the Circle button after executing Twosometime as Nero jumps (0/3) and evades (0/3) this extremely predictable and painfully unredirectable attack!!!

Tutorial 3:

Practice taunting your enemies by pressing the Select button as you leave yourself wide open for Nero to use the Red Queen Combo A (0/3), High Roller (0/3)(0/3) and Buster (0/3) moves against you!!!

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.