You know your a noob when...

 

You don't understand the riddle of the Wisdom Trial in DMC3

 

You don't understand what a Proud Orb is

 

You think Gloria and Trish are two seperate people.

 

(Hehe, sorry DanteMustDieDT, couldn't resist =P)
 

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"Death come only to those who allow themselves to die" Dante Fydoe

you son of a ***!

your killing me smalls!

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.....when you make your sweet new DMC friends look noobish 

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"Whatever,do as you please"

Haha, Touche..anyway

You know your a noob when..

Your wondering why Nero's arms look different. (Someone asked me that once)
 

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"Death come only to those who allow themselves to die" Dante Fydoe

you know your a noob when you think a monster hunter pic belongs on a DMC forum

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"Whatever,do as you please"

Were totally not following that 5 person rule thing, but whatever, hehe.

 You know your a noob when..

 

Someone asks you the total amount of Red Orbs Dante has, and you say 'IT'S OVER 9000!!" (hahaha, couldn't resist that one either, but when you think about it, 9000 red orbs isn't alot, unless it's DMC1, than it's a sh*tload)

 

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"Death come only to those who allow themselves to die" Dante Fydoe

the 5 person crap is ridiculous that guys an idiot

frick yea thats nothing

in the first one wasnt it 2000 for air hike?

that took me forever although i was a noob back then

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"Whatever,do as you please"

yeah it was 2000 for the air hike and everything else was like 1000 or 500, and were like the only ones posting anyway, so we'll have our fun, but anyway there's an easy way to get damn near infinite orbs right off the bat, if you want me to tell you what it is I'll post it in the Devil May Cry 1 section.

 

You know your a noob when..

Your playing DMC1 on a mode other than easy auto, and you try to stop and fight Phantom when he chases you in the hallway. 

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"Death come only to those who allow themselves to die" Dante Fydoe

haha! good one and dont worry bout it ive already Dante Must Died that one

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"Whatever,do as you please"

Ah..well than..you know your a noob when..

 

You don't release that Vergil and Nero are seperate people

You think Nelo Angelo is a typo for Nero Angelo (WRONG NOOBS!!..why does everyone think that?) 

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"Death come only to those who allow themselves to die" Dante Fydoe

you know your a noob if you think easy automatic isnt taking a dump on DMC

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"Whatever,do as you please"

You know your a noob when..

 

You think there should be an easy auto mode for DMC2 

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"Death come only to those who allow themselves to die" Dante Fydoe

Dante Fydoe:

You know your a noob when..

 

You think there should be an easy auto mode for DMC2 

DMC2 WAS the easy auto of the DMC series

 

Your playing DMC1 on a mode other than easy auto, and you try to stop and fight Phantom when he chases you in the hallway

Why does that make you  noob?

I do it all the time cuz I always go DT and kick his ass. Super Dante is best for this, but if you have enough DT...it won't matter

However, you're a DAMN noob when you piss me off with STUPID and UNTRUE CRAP ON THE IGN FORUMS!!!

AGH

damn I hate Valentine's Day!! I'm ready to kill something...

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you know you're a noob when you don't know why people tend to Call Nelo Angelo "Nero Angelo". for all those noobs out there, it's because "black angel" is really nero angelo and in japan, they pronounce their r's with l's because r isn't really in their dictionary. just the way it is there. there are actually many of these mistakes, probably because of english teachers there who were taught that way completed the vicious cycle.

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Spick-a-licious:

Soul eaters and Agnofinis have a self-destruct move?!

Yes they do.

If you fight the Soul Eaters too long, one of them will snatch you into the air, entangle you for a while, and self destruct.

And as for the Agonofinis, try to look for one that jumps around a lot. Those are the ones that uses the self destruct move.

If you can't find one, then try to look for an Agonofinis armed with the spike shields. As he throws his shields at you back and forth, try to knock away his shields with your sword until he is left weaponless. (note that if he keeps getting shields out of thin air right after you destroy one, then you'd probably never be able to disarm him. This usually happens on the Hard, and Must Die Modes, so try the Normal mode)

After you taken away both of his shields, he'll start to jump around a lot until he gets to your character. If you let him get close enough, he will grab your character by the head and fuse his body with your character. Now you'll see that your character is crucified inside the Agonofinis' cage! And just watch your character helplessly spin around faster and faster as the cage levitates and explode into pieces.

I assume that you already know how to escape such humiliating deaths. But if you don't, then you should know that you can escape your enemies' clutches if you transform into your Devil Trigger Mode. That doesn't apply for DmC1, though.

DanteMustDieDT:

.....when you run past the shotgun in DMC3 in the bar

Theres really no way that you can avoid picking up the shotgun at the Bull's Eye Bar even if you try to run past it, let alone, use a Stinger move to get to the door quickly.

If you don't check the frame where the shotgun is displayed, the moment you run pass that frame, the game will instantly pause and inform you that you've just obtained the shotgun.

So ether way, you're pretty much going to end up with the shotgun no matter what.

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

o sorryyy professor

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"Whatever,do as you please"