You know your a noob at Devil may cry wen Nelo Traids you his sword, JUST to make the fight fair.
(side note, I never did kill that Nelo guy ~_~......I suck at DMC1...thank you)

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This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. ...



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You know you're a noob when:

You don't know how to shoot Artemis on PC version of DMC3 and Dante gets fed up of waiting until he folds his arm tapping his feet impatiently.

 

Aside: Man, I seriously can't figure out how to fire the artemis! Dante does indeed perform the actions I stated above lol.

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Ulp, I'm not in the "reading pages of posts" mood, so here's hoping no one's already said these:

- You know you're a n00b at DMC3 when you fail to realise that repeatedly shooting at Nevan from a "safe" distance will get you nowhere.

- You know you're a n00b at DMC3 when you're too scared to jump on Gigapede's back and slash at him, so you just stick to the ledges and chip away at his health with firearms.

- You know you're a n00b at DMC3 when you do the above, in easy automatic, and still manage to get killed.

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Enjoy my DMC AMV! ^^
All gone but the will to live to tell the tale...

you know you're a noob when you save all of your holy waters for nelo angelo and all of your untouchables for mundus. (i seriously had to do that on dmd... by then i should have all of the movements and counters down, but i was too scared of nelo's powerfull combo's that 1-hit me >.<)

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!!!!!I'M ON BUNNY PATROL!!!!

Fun, my turn :P You know your a n00b when:

You miss an enemy with a Stinger :S

You think that managing to stay in the air for 8 seconds is an achievement

You get to SSS in the on screen stylometer for 4 seconds and think it'll be enough to get an S on the level.

 

Pheonix

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Everyone must strive to unlock what sleeps within them. Only that way are we truly complete.

You know your a noob at DMC if you only play Easy and then you think you can do Normal no problem and then encounter creatures you never have before ex. the shadow lion. (THAT THING PISSED ME OFF!) But then you totally own everything after that.

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どんなことが起こって、私はいつも愛しています。Heh, try and translate if you want but it's not meant for you.

you know your a noob at dmc3 when you pass lv1000 on bloody palace,you think your awsome then die on the next level,shorlty after you find out there are 9,999 levels,then you wet yourself...

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You think the game is really about a devil crying

You need devil trigger to kill everything

You spend all your red orbs as soon as you get them 

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you know you're a noob at DMC when in mid battle, the screen changes to a picture of a well and a girl climbs up it and starts walking towards you and...you know the rest.

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./ \ /\___/\ . . . . . ./\___/\ / \
. |(*/\/\/\*) . . . _ (*/\/\/\*)|
. C( ____ )D(\__/)C( ____ )D
. | /* /\ *\ .(='.'=) /* /\ *\ .|
. | U __ U . (")_(") U _ . .U .|
!!!!!I'M ON BUNNY PATROL!!!!

You KNOW you're a newb if you think beating the game on normal is an achievement.

You definately know you're a newb when Vergil kicks you ass in that mode and taunts you and BURNS you when you die.

When you find DMC2 difficult.

When you confuse Nero with Nelo-Vergil. Believe me, I see that a lot. 

And of course, if you think hard mode is actually hard.

 

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Iron Chef...

You know your a noob it you play Heaven or Hell mode and just shoot everything and then get to level 11 without saving it and get shot by those Unknown Living Statues things. The ones that fire the blue lasers.

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どんなことが起こって、私はいつも愛しています。Heh, try and translate if you want but it's not meant for you.

you know your a noob at dmc3 when you got a stylish rank ones and you think your awsome,but then you can't seem to manage to get it again.

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You know you are a noob if you beat the game with Dante and had the setting just perfect and then you start a new game with Vergil and then save over your Dante game because you in a hurry and you shouldn't be playing the game at 3:00 in the morning so you try and hide it. Then you know if you turn off the game while it's saving the file will be corrupted so you just sit and stare as your Dante file just goes POOF!

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どんなことが起こって、私はいつも愛しています。Heh, try and translate if you want but it's not meant for you.

That'd f***ing suck! I think I did that with my Soul Calibur game once....

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Iron Chef...

How were you able to do that with SC!?

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どんなことが起こって、私はいつも愛しています。Heh, try and translate if you want but it's not meant for you.