You can't solve the first light puzzle

You want to start with DMD mode, because as you saw the combo vids, you think, the game seems too easy.

You think you're the best player on earth when you finished the second level without getting hit on hard mode.

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YAY>>
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You know you are a noob on DMC when you die on easy automatic.

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In Mission 15, when you tried to jump on the dead Levaiathan's eye and accidentally WENT IN the Levaiathan's body and couldn't get out. Only pure N00bness could actually get you in that shameful discovery.

In Mission 20, when you're still falling and instead of falling with Vergil and the loose force Edge in the Demon World, you find yourself falling to the top of the Teme-Ni-Gru IN THE HUMAN WORLD. You fall down, crashing on the unsuspecting Lady. Then, Arkham crashes on top of both of you. Oh and on top of that, you lost your amulet again from the fall and Vergil somehow got it on his location by accident. Your controls are so N00b-like, you actually manage to do all that.

Other than that, prepare for the LEGENDARY BATTLE against Mundus as VERGIL!!! Oh yeah!!! But instead of turning Vergil into his Ultimate Legendary Dark Knight Sparda DT form you turn him into a hideous ARKHAM BLOB!!! Seriously, N00bs like you should never touch games at all. Heck, even a Devil may Cry from your terrible gameplay...

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

At the start of Mission 18, when ya fly up towards Hell (WTF!?!), ya miss and and up sending yaself off the side of the Teme-Ni-Gru, and crash all the way back into Dante's shop. And by the time ya get back to Vergil, he so totally pwns ya that ya get up to that level on HoH mode, and find ya can't beat him, coz he's still as powerful as before.
Bloody Hell, that'd suck...

In Mission 1, ya keep asking how ya can shoot the pool balls yaself.

Trish calls you a N00B instead of Dante.

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If cryogenics were all free, then you could live like Walt Disney and live for all eternity inside a block of ice!

You are a noob on DMC2 when you lose from Oranguerra the first time you fight him on Normal

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Code Geass

You know you are still a noob when you beat DMC2 on DMD mode.

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you die in the first level, on easy automatic, because of the first 3 enemies, without inflicting any damage, using the legendary dark knight sparda outfit!!!!

your ps2 starts burning, because you're such a noob!!!

you don't find a way through the game menu!!!!!!

YA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!

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YAY>>
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You know you are a n0000000000000000b at DMC when the marionettes start getting bored of killing you on easy automatic...

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KoRn_Dowwg666:

You know you are a n0000000000000000b at DMC when the marionettes start getting bored of killing you on easy automatic...

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Relax. You only live twice, you know.

You know you're a noob at dmc when you lose to vergil in mission 20 on normal mode with super dante.

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In mission 6, when the Mute Goddess Statue fires the Artemis directly at you instead of the debri blocking the door ahead.

When you try to fire Artemis, instead of firing a laser beam, the gun insead just blinks like a purple light bulb on and off.

When you use the Gunslinger Style move "Acid Rain", the lasers rain on you instead of your enemies and you take a serious amount of damage.

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

you know that you are a noob when the enemies die from laughing at you because you suck big time on the entire dmc series

you know that your a noob when your gun blocks and your sword is falls apart because you dont know how to handle any weapon you touch

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Hahaha!

good one.

it would be funny if that really happened.

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Oh what else, let's see....

Your so big a perve when you face off with Nevan that when she makes out with you you think it's a good thing.

.....No more from those, but these are quotes from a parody of DMC4 I once wrote, there'll are probably unubered newbie things here....

Dante- Hey geek, were're you going>

Geek- I'm reserving a copy of Devil May Cry 4, it's gonna be the greatest game ever!

Dante- *pissed off* You know there are other better DMC games out there!

Geek- Devil May Cry? It never existed before number 4!

Dante- Bullcrap!

Geek- Then why haven't ever heard of "Nero" before?

Nerd- Pwnd!

Dante- Get your asses better games.

Geek- No way! This thing will rock my Xbox360!

Dante- You son of a- 360 sucks!

Geek- Shut up, you obiously know nothing of DMC! I can't wait to play XBox live!

Dante- How does a teen like you intend to get it?!

Geek- Well duh! It's rated Teen!

Dante-

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*Been here over two year ^_^*
I ain't back for real..... But rest assured, I'm still watching over this place.

Dantefire:

Hahaha!

good one.

it would be funny if that really happened.

Which one are you talking about?

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.