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  •  03-20-2007, 4:03 AM 173326

    You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    I saw this topic on another forum, and thought we could use something like it.

    You know you're a noob at DMC when...

    You repeatedly dash into arrows from Enigmas.

    You think Trickster sucks but haven't tried it.

    When you meet Cerberus in mission 3, he says something along the lines of, "Leave now, n00b! The likes of you are forbidden in this land! You who are n00bish, are not worthy to set foot here!"




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  •  03-20-2007, 4:07 PM 173784 in reply to 173326

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    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    Another possibility is when you stand still too long when fighting Nightmare in DMC1
  •  03-20-2007, 4:31 PM 173835 in reply to 173784

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    You know your a noob at DMC1 when you think that there is some jigantic hidden secret hiden in the story line. Yep, I spelled that word wrong.
    Relax. You only live twice, you know.
  •  03-20-2007, 4:59 PM 173885 in reply to 173835

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    Before we go too far, let me lay down two rules:

    1. You can only post a maximum of 3 entries at once.

    2. After posting once, you cannot post again in this thread until 5 other people have posted after you.

    Not only does this stop people power posting if they come up with more ideas, it also means there is a chance someone else can come in with your idea, so it forces you to come up with something fresh and original. Clever, eh?




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  •  03-20-2007, 5:11 PM 173902 in reply to 173885

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    You know your a noob when you fight neo angelo and just shoot at him knowing it pissies him off
    "Father I don't have a Father I Just dont like you is all" Quoted By Dante
  •  03-20-2007, 6:10 PM 173980 in reply to 173326

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    When Vergil says "You are not worthy as my opponent." He means it, and leaves the room.

    You cannot get past the first level, and only after several years does Chuck Norris come along to help and roundhouse kicks the demons out of the shop. But then he turns and kicks the screen, killing the player with his pure awesomeness.

    You play on Easy Automatic.

     

    Oh yeah, I just went there :)

  •  03-20-2007, 7:21 PM 174003 in reply to 173980

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    you calling me a noob dude i play on easy auto cause of my vision
    "Father I don't have a Father I Just dont like you is all" Quoted By Dante
  •  03-20-2007, 7:23 PM 174004 in reply to 173980

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    Ooh, that would've hurt!

    You know you're a noob at DMC when...

    You think usin' Super Dante is a balanced tactic.


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  •  03-20-2007, 11:47 PM 174084 in reply to 173902

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    Makuta:
    Another possibility is when you stand still too long when fighting Nightmare in DMC1

     Well, you can stand still if you actually want the Nightmare to absorb you into his nightmare dimension. It's a good place to earn red orbs to meet the requirements for a S Devil Hunter Rank, especially in Mission 20 where red orbs are scarce. Besides, breaking out of the Nightmare's alternate dimention does a sweet amount of damage on the boss.

    DanteRules:
    You know your a noob when you fight neo angelo and just shoot at him knowing it pissies him off

    One of the best time to attack Nelo Angelo is after he attacks, because he's wide open after performing one of his combos. He usually walks around during the battle to see what will my next move will be, hoping to counter my attacks. I shoot Nelo Angelo with the handguns so he'd stop walking around, It's a good way to trick him into attacking. After avoiding his combos, it's time to give him a good counter attack!

     

    Right, so you know you're a N00b at DmC when:

    -you're too scared to go near Cerberus... 

    -you press and hold the block button using the Royalguard Style and wait for enemies to hit you, expecting a stylish block...

    -you don't even realize that some of the Marionettes are actually armed with a shotgun and you get shot at a couple of times...


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  •  03-20-2007, 11:50 PM 174085 in reply to 174004

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    If your ANYTHING like the high pitched guy in here (whom I impersonated)

    http://media.putfile.com/Dante-pwns-the-noob


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  •  03-21-2007, 3:16 AM 174116 in reply to 174003

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    DanteRules:
    you calling me a noob dude i play on easy auto cause of my vision

    1. He didn't mean it personally. 

    2. PMs exist for that sort of thing.

    3. Please don't go off-topic too often.




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  •  03-21-2007, 9:49 AM 174127 in reply to 174116

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    Sorry, didn't mean to offend ya. I just find it to make the games too easy. Sorry.
  •  03-22-2007, 6:40 PM 175071 in reply to 174085

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    Michael_:

    If your ANYTHING like the high pitched guy in here (whom I impersonated)

    http://media.putfile.com/Dante-pwns-the-noob

    AwsomeBig Smile

    ...when you beat the Damned King at DMD using super Dante and you flew around for about an hour and just shat him with Nevan. (been there, done that....ah, my n00b days...)


  •  03-22-2007, 8:13 PM 175137 in reply to 175071

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    1. You play through DMC1 and never once realise that Nelo Angelo is Dante's brother.

    2. You dress mainly in black, have a fancy sword you got from your cult, a demonicly possessed arm, and think you can take Dante's place as the main character of Devil May Cry.

    3. While playing Heaven or Hell you make it to Cerberus, and wanting to be all dramatic and cool you wait until Cerberus is about to attack you to shoot him all bad ass like, just to realise you still need to knock away his ice armor even in HoH and are killed... yeah... I'm a n00b...

     

  •  03-22-2007, 9:18 PM 175154 in reply to 175137

    Re: You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

    Lobuk:

    1. You play through DMC1 and never once realise that Nelo Angelo is Dante's brother.

    Kid you not- My Brother found out this year the connection between them. Not saying he's an dummy..it just didn't click with him for years o.0

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