*...waking up after poke recovery test...*
"What the hell....what are you doing here? Whoa, man, I had this horrible dream of eating maids and skittles and sheep...hey, where's my pillow? And how come I'm doing the Grimmjow Dance??? And wearing this stupid hat? Wait, is this my house or your house? If this is my house, you'd better start washing dishes or put on a load of clothes or something, or maybe even put on an apron or.....This isn't my house? Oh, my bad...."
Vergil: Beautiful Dark Slayer...."The world has not killed me off yet....

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like I imagined when I was young...