There is a perosn form DMC invited to be special guest at a st trinnions  party for all the girls

 There is screaming and hardcore tough girls run out screaming and crying

Flash Harry says to Headmistress, You did'nt check on this person first?!

Well he looked like an entertainer and he said his dream job was St Trinnions

From the school cries ring out over the sounds of screaming and running girls

You're going to get  spanking from daddy later! Jestor loves St Trinnions!

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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Dante: I dont feel like eating pizza today.

Vergil: CRAZY! (like Nero says it when he uses a lvl3 EX attack)

Mary: Free Money? I don't want that, i earn my money fair and square.

Trish: I love Dante's habits.

Nero: I need a new sword.

All of the above, on Dante's office: Lets go to Disneyland!

 
Lol boredomness...

 
     XXR
 

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It's on baby, it's on...

Nero: Dammit!!! The players hate me mainly because I stole the Sparda brothers' spotlight!

Lucia: The players hate me mainly because I was in DmC2!

Gloria: The players hate me mainly for the way I dress.

Jester: Surely, nobody hates me, right?

 

Vergil: HA!!! I remain truly superior!!!

 

Zeno A.O.D.:

Arkam: i was supposed to become a god! Arius: i was supposed to be king! Mundus: has anyone got any good news?

Sanctus: The Savior is coming!!!

 

 

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

Dante: Dude I think I ripped my pants.

 Nero: Has any one seen MR.Teddy?

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The emo Half demon of Ice.

I vow to never give my heart away again.. ever.. Love hurt me once, It'll do it again

Vergil: ***

Dante: How dare you swear in front of me!

Vergil: I'm sorry bro.

*hugs*

Dumbledore:Naked Time! (sorry had to add that ^^)

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^Here's a link to this awsome site http://z11.invisionfree.com/HogwartslSchool/index.php

Psych School Girls

Sumi, Sam, Luna, Amy, and Mars. Whose team will you be on? Join the Psych School RP. NOW!

Lady: *To Dante* "So what do you say we go back to my place?.... and uh...you know.."

 Dante: "Play Scrabble?"

Lady: "....."

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~*Laura*~
" And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" - Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane- "White Rabbit"

Lol! I love this forum! An I LOVE the above 2!!!! An I FINALLY thought of something, so I decided to add it. Don't be 2 disapointed if u h8 it, im crapat makin funy stuf that dusnt make pepl want 2 puke! Ok...Here goes...

 (Vergil walking past a door and sees Dante snivelling in front of tv. Vergil goes in)

Vergil- Dante? Why are you crying?

Dante- CAUSE YOU KILLED BARNEY!

Vergil- What? Prove it!!!

(Dante, points at screen)

(Vergil looks at the screen, which shows him slicing the head off Barney, while many small children cheer)

Vergil-Oops...I guess I shoulda done that OFF the air...

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 (Nero is asleep on Dante's pool table one day)

Nero's arm- Hello? Is any one out there? Get me outta here! It stinks in here! This guy doesen't wash!

(Nero wakes up, glances around, shrugs and fall back asleep)

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Arkham- I wish people would stop mixing me up with a priest....

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Dante- Why did you send me your hair gel bill, you dik???!!!

Vergil- Well, I can't pay for it, can I?! I don't get as big an allowance as you and I don't get it till next week! It's so unfair you're the favourite! No wonder I'm blue!!!

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(Vergil's dream has come true and he's holding the head of Dante while posing for a painting called... Hellsing... Look for it in the 60's in the art section...)

Dante- my neck hurts...

Vergil- QUIET!!!

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I hope the stuff wasnt THAT bad... I took ages thinkin of them... And you really should look for the pic hellsing in the art section. The art done by other members, ok? ok. Bye folks!

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That is so funny. The one about killing Barney made me cry with laughter.

 But Dante so wouldnt like Barney.

 And the hair gel one is funny too.

 You are funnier than you think you are

A bit sick but funny

My go

Dante Vergil and Alucard are entered in a beauty contest and they are the finalists.

It's a tie. The crowd are meant to choose and they cannot pick one

Eventually Vergil knocks out both Dante and Alucard and grabs the trophy

He says

What! It was clear id win from the beggining

Look i geled my my hair especially and i wore this beautiful blue coat and lovely waistcoat and fine ruffled shirt and fine trousers and boots

and my weapons are looking lovely.

Look they both wore red! They have to lose points for coming dressed as each other.

 

 

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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thanx! urs was rely funy 2! Lol... I love that!!! Tis 2 funy for words! * wipes away laughter tears* U shud do or of dem! I will, but my brains a bit of a blak hole an wont let me think at the mo, but ill *** up with SOMETHING...... Hopefully...

Did u read de udrs? I luv dem ALL! mad sence o humur is wat EVERY1 has dese days! I LOVE IT!!!!!

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I read all of the thread. Its very funny.

 One thread that will make you cry with laughter!

 Vergil and Dante are having a fight

 Vergil pauses everything and says

Do you wanna go for a drink and some dinner.

Yeah ok

Somewhere nice, Italian or French

Okay!

No pizza

Wha......

NO PIZZA I AM PAYING!

Ok

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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lol! i liked dat 1! i jst though od anuvr, but its kinda crap, so dont b to disapointed...

A New Beginning Video For The Fight Between Dante And Nevan

(nevan when she walks over to dante in the sunken opera house)

Nevan: AAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Dante: What?

Nevan: those bloody bats BIT me!

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Trish and Dante in the office (took me like 10 seconds lol)

Trish: Dante, who have you been texting all day?

Dante: IDK mhY BFF Nero

Trish: Thats it im taking away your phone away, your running up the bill, and you still owe Vergil money for that Giant Barbie House you bought the other day.

Dante: N0! pLoX! WeRS Mhy FckiNG ChaKlaT Mlck?!

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vs.

DMC 4

Kyrie to Nero: "You're cute and all Nero, but Dante's more like my kind of guy."

Nero: "No! Kyrie!"

Dante (Any game in the series) to any woman gamer: "I'm sick and tired of fighting."

Woman Gamer : "You are?"

Dante: "Yep. I have an idea."

Woman Gamer: "What is that?"

Dante: "Dim the lights and you'll find out."

Lmao.

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Dante: Hey, Lady, where's my damn money?

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Vergil: Sparda sucks, and thus, I do not want his power.

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Lady: Thanks for killing mom. She was a total ***.

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Trish: Hey Dante, don't you think it's weird that you have some sort of attraction to me and that I look just like your mother.

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That's all I have for now.

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