If you pick the Nelo Angelo costume in DMC3, after your fight with Lady (mission 16), if you turn round and try to go back into the room that she's in, Nelo Angelo says the same thing that Dante says - something about it not being the time to play the hero.  They obviously just forgot / could not be bothered to correct that, as it's totally out of character for both Nelo and Vergil, it's pretty funny to read.

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vergil to dante

lets swap weapons!

vergil to lady

i think your kinda cute, but dante is the one who facies you

arkam

what do you mean my pass ran out for the demonic tower?! Let me in!

 

 

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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Dante: Mundas... do you know why im hear?
Mundas: to try and stop me from Destroying everything you know and love?!
Dante: no...your Visa ran out
Mundas: *****

Vergil: ooooh, I thinik I love you, then what am I so afraid of!.

Arkahm: its a nice day for a , white wedding

Jester: dose this hat make my nose look big?

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Theres a hole in the world like a Great black pit and ists filled with people who are filled with ***!.

^Thanks to Eva ^__^ <3

a wrath demon to a sloth demon

wanna go hunting and slaying and stuff

nah, cant be bothered.

lust demon

i am absolutely a moderate demon

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

Check out my work here
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Vergil: "WHY do you refuse to gain power?"

Dante: *breaths deeply* "Wanna go to starbucks after?"

Vergil: "Only if your buying"

Dante: "Cheap ***..."

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~*Laura*~
" And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" - Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane- "White Rabbit"

dante piss off nero, im the demon, you are only  3/4 as cute as me!

vergil hm, like to play demonic chess dante?

trish what to do what to do, kill evil demon, or freeze it and go shopping and come back later.....

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

Check out my work here
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vergil: comes out of the closet and says your right brother i am a ***  bumer

dante:dont say that i thought that i was your bumchum

vergil: say yeah you are sweetpee and i thought that you were the gayist out of us all

dante:says that yeah you are the gayist here because i have a girlfriend ass-hole

vergil:i am the gayist and at lest i know the my sexuality

dante:says you are gay and that is it i am straight and you know i am the sexist one here

lady:says hi dante are you ready for are date then

dante;says yeah i will be ready in a while just adding my mascara honey

I LOV it ^^

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Darth Vader to Dante: I am you father

Sparda to Darth Vader: No I'm his father

*Sparda vs Darth Vader, WOOOT!!!*

Dante as he stares at himself in the mirror shirtless: You sexy thang you

Virgil to Dante as he's about to strike the finishing blow: NOOGIE

When you first approach Virgil as shirtless Dante: DAMN!!! Do you wax bro?

Dante in reply: Sure do! I only just got a brazilian before I stormed this tower, hope I'm not to sweaty for out 'fight'.

Virgil: WTF.... 

Lady grabs Dante's leg and begin humping: I luv you long time!!!
 

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Many thanx to blackhealer for drawing me this ^_^

Blackness covers all I see and all I touch
No feeling of pain just sorrow
My hand loses grip of the sword I held
And I turn to become a true shadow.

(\-M-/) Muah ha ha...Fear the Bunny King!!!
(='.'=)
(")_(")

arkam: i was supposed to become a god! arius: i was supposed to be king! mundus: has anyone got any good news? lady: i saved a lot of money by switching to geiko.

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. C( ____ )D(\__/)C( ____ )D
. | /* /\ *\ .(='.'=) /* /\ *\ .|
. | U __ U . (")_(") U _ . .U .|
!!!!!I'M ON BUNNY PATROL!!!!

wrath demon to lust demon

hey lets go to a bar and watch the dancers and chill out

no thanks, dont feel like it.

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

Check out my work here
http://viviax.deviantart.com/

Dante: "I hope for your sake you got somethin' beside that big body of yours." Phantam: "I'm not fat!"   Alastor: "the weak shall give their cuddly care bares." Ifrit: "the weak shall burn in the fires of my special hot sauce."

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./ \ /\___/\ . . . . . ./\___/\ / \
. |(*/\/\/\*) . . . _ (*/\/\/\*)|
. C( ____ )D(\__/)C( ____ )D
. | /* /\ *\ .(='.'=) /* /\ *\ .|
. | U __ U . (")_(") U _ . .U .|
!!!!!I'M ON BUNNY PATROL!!!!

DMC 3

Beowulf v Dante

Beowulf: OMFG, my goddam eye! What the bloody Hell was that?

Dante:.................*shrugs*

 

First Vergil/Dante fight

Vergil: My sword's bigger than yours. *zipping sound*

Dante: STFU

 

DMC 4

When Dante lets Nero keep the Yamato

(This is all half an hour after Dante said he could keep it)

Nero: But I don't get it........it's your brothers sword, but you're letting me keep it......?

Dante: *rolls eyes and sighs* YES, GODDAMMIT! KEEP THE BLOODY SWORD!

 

Dante when he first gets DT.

OH MY GOD, I'VE EXPLODED! MY INSIDE'S ARE OUTSIDE! 

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We will see,
We'll fight until eternity.
Come with me,
We'll stand and fight together.
Through out strength,
We'll make a better day.
Tomorrow we shall
Never surrender.......

Ok, I love all of this forum! It is the best! OMFG you people are manky, but I like it! I ESPECIALLY like the second on of the above... I'm Vergil...

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*Dante running down the Temin-ni-gru* WOOO HOO im just like Sonic!

Ok, I had to wipe away the laughter tears to read the rest of the posts! It sounds so funny!

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