You know you're a noob when...

Seeing a Shadow causes both you and Dante to wet themselves

Instead of impaling Dante, Alastor cuts Dante's wrist. Repeatedly

Dante almost dodges Lady's rocket

Dante gets evicted from his shop, because you spent all your red orbs on untouchables and holy water and couldn't pay rent

You like Virgil because he's a unique kind of character - silent, deadly, white hair and carrying a big sword

Rouisu:

You know you're a noob when...

Seeing a Shadow causes both you and Dante to wet themselves

Instead of impaling Dante, Alastor cuts Dante's wrist. Repeatedly

Dante almost dodges Lady's rocket

Dante gets evicted from his shop, because you spent all your red orbs on untouchables and holy water and couldn't pay rent

You like Virgil because he's a unique kind of character - silent, deadly, white hair and carrying a big sword

Um... that doesn't apply to me at all.. he heh no not at all. Ha ha ha. You know your a noob at DMC 1 if you can't find the shotgun and then on your second trip in the library your friend tells you where it is and you still can't get it.

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どんなことが起こって、私はいつも愛しています。Heh, try and translate if you want but it's not meant for you.

You know you're a noob....when I call you a noob

You know you're a noob when my little sister knows more about DMC than you

you know you're a noob when you've only played DMC3 ;)

Dunno if I"m repeating anything...

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You Know You're A Noob At DMC When...

 

you take offense to anything said in this thread. 

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Damn straight.

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Iron Chef...

You know your a noob when
you think finding red orbs is challenging
you cant pull off combo's
you play on auto easy

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"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it" - Mahatma Gandhi

i know i suck at devil may cry when i fail at the secret missions danterules  even low i dont know you i think you rock because i play on the same mode as you so you rock i am a bit crap but my reson is i am a girl so see ya

When you get hit by the marrionettes

When u get killed by small demons

When u haven't finish the game in less than 5 hours

When u get scared when u see sparda

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I'm afraid of what will be deciced for me, without me

You are a nOOb when you can't tell the difference between Dante and Nero.

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...You think the DmC3 Lady is wearing a skirt.

...A DmC3 Soul Eater actually managed to use it's self destruct attack on you.

...A DmC2 Agonofinis actually manage to use it's self destruct attack on you.

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

...If you've never beaten DMC3 (original edition)

...If you didn't get that Dante was younger in DMC3 and thought he simply looked "cartoony" ...my sister did that...lol

and finally...you know you're a noob when you think that Dante looks "Old" in DMC4 because you've never seen him as anything but young...(a friend of mine did that..."Dante is old in DMC4! dude" ....."Noob")

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O.O those all happened to me  >.< and i still think she's wearing a skirt!

IceCreamMouth:

...You think the DmC3 Lady is wearing a skirt.

...A DmC3 Soul Eater actually managed to use it's self destruct attack on you.

...A DmC2 Agonofinis actually manage to use it's self destruct attack on you.

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Soul eaters and Agnofinis have a self-destruct move?!

when you keep having to ask someone how to open doors.

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Curiosity killed the world y'know...
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(>*.*<) The Fat Staring Bunny
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....when your names devils blade07 and you have to make crybaby posts telling people how to post on the topic you started.

.....when you run past the shotgun in DMC3 in the bar

 ....when you think you can hit a blitz in DMC4 with your sword when hes in his electric state
 

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"Whatever,do as you please"