You know you're a n00b at Devil May Cry when you think usin' Super Dante and Super Vergil is a fair tactic.

I use 'em both, but just coz it's fun to completely pwn demons as nearly one of 'em.

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 Hmm..You're a noob at DMC when:

 You try to dodge with Dante using the right analog stick (This is a famous quote by an infamous gaming reviews site...to give ya a clue it rhymes with LameShop)

You think DMC 2 is the best in the series

When you think DMC 2 is hard (You're not only a noob you're a boob...which is 10 times below a noob)

When you think Vergil is absolutely useless and has no good moves (Alot of people think he's overpowered as hell)

When you try to jump with Dante in DMC 3 using the triangle button (DMC 1 had that control scheme remember?)

When you think Nero is so much more bad-ass then Dante

When you think Kratos is so much bad-ass then Dante AND has a better game

When you think DMC 4 will come out on the Xbox 360...(Oh wait...that happened)

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you know your a noob at DMC wen you cant understand why Vergil and Dante look alike.

you know your a noob at DMC wen you ask your friends how to reload...

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You think the best style for vergil 3 is gunslinger...

You try to kill the blood birds just with the rebellion

You think a kiss from nevan would give you health back

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you underestimte an enemy just because it has "scissors" in the name (as in death)

you're worried about getting, like, 100 years bad luck for breaking all those mirrors in dmc3, mission 19

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"So, you want a piece of me literally. Ok bro, come and get it if you can."

MAD_JO3:

You think the best style for vergil 3 is gunslinger...

But I like to use a Gunstinger on Vergil 3 everytime he's about to use a Royalguard block...

 

You know you're a n00b at DmC when...

...you think Nelo Angelo is the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda himself, and you killed him.

...you think Nevan is Dante's (and Vergil's) beloved mother, Eva, and she came back as a vampire.

...you think Arius is Hitler, and he's about to take over the world.

 

Yeah, I've seen some DmC players who actually think the things written above.

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

Let's not forget this one: You think Lady's ancestor who helped Sparda seal Temen-ni-gru is Dante's mother.

Yeah, I heard that one!

You know you're a noob at Devil May Cry 3 when...you can't figure out where the demon switch is in the bar, on Mission 3.

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You know you're a noob in DMC if:

You like using the Tenseiga with Vergil and Tetsugaia with Dante

 You like the Oblivion sword from DMC 2 (I heard someone in these forums say that one time and i laughed so hard...but i almost by a mili second believe there was one LOL)

You think Reuben and Dan can play Vergil and Dante in a DMC live-action movie (Dan looks nothing like Vergil...but Reuben does look like Vergil and Dante though. Oh and Reuben and Dan don't look anything alike)

 

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May I remind you all of ze rules?

Devil's_Blade07:

1. You can only post a maximum of 3 entries at once.

2. After posting once, you cannot post again in this thread until 5 other people have posted after you.

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Wow. I've been here for over a year. :]

Devil's_Blade07:

May I remind you all of ze rules?

Devil's_Blade07:

1. You can only post a maximum of 3 entries at once.

2. After posting once, you cannot post again in this thread until 5 other people have posted after you.

I still need to wait for two more people to post. Note that posts without any entries doesn't count.

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

When Agni and Rudra say We guard this Gate from n00bs like you

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You know your a noob at DMC when you cant kill anything in HoH mode xD

You know you're a noob at DMC3 when you're fighting Doppleganger in HoH mode, and right at the start of the fight, you just blaze away at him with Ebony and Ivory, expecting him to fall, only to realise he's invulnerable in his current state, and he dashes towards you and finishes you with a Real Impact before you can react.

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Wow. I've been here for over a year. :]

you know  your a noob at DMC if the style meter says things like:you suck,stop playing,dont make me laugh

you know your a noob at dmc when you die multiple times in easy auto mode and hope u will unlock an easier mode because easy automode is like must die mode for u

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