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Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

Last post 01-31-2007, 11:10 PM by Drunken monky. 38 replies.
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  •  01-27-2007, 8:43 PM 141794

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    Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    I was thinking this cause...i once played Silent Hill (Which i think is the scariest video game in history) and there monster designs are great. Do you think that kind of design would be good in a DMC game...or just the damn puppet fetish Capcom seems to have (Looks at DMC 4 enemies and DMC 1 enemies)

  •  01-27-2007, 8:48 PM 141801 in reply to 141794

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    It's Dante's fault, lol. The fact is, even with scary designs (DMC2 enemies were kinda scary, skeletons of beings that were kill in those metal torture devices and brought back to life) as long as Dante is a powerful demon who can get stabbed and not even care, and who constantly insults the enmies like they're nothing it's hard to be frightened, :p.

    But yeah, I don't think they even try for scary designs though.

  •  01-27-2007, 9:01 PM 141822 in reply to 141801

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    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    Yeah, the designs are kinda...like a joke. What's next Dante fighting Raggedy Ann look-alikes.

     Oh my God! You just praise something about DMC 2 LOL! *sounds the DMC 2 compliment bell*

    Yeah those designs were cool..not scary (The device they were trapped in i believe is called an Iron Maiden if i'm not mistaken)

    What's Dante's fault?

    Hmm...I don't want to start a versus topic but Dante vs Pyramid Head...Resident Evil had some scary designs...only Nemesis comes to mind as the scariest.

    Hmm...imagine this scenario

    Dante is in a dark alleyway and see's one of those creepy dead nurses

    Dante turns on his male charm and suddenly realizes it's a monster

    "Hmm...here ya go" *Puts paperbag over creepy nurses head*

    "Now you look a lil hotter for the eyes. Dante then kicks her ass.
     


  •  01-27-2007, 9:02 PM 141823 in reply to 141801

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    the puppets resembled zombies and that wasa as scary as it got. here are some scary games. Eternal Darkness (going into a room full of enemies and it says there is a controller problem), Silent Hill (walking bags of human body parts waiting just arround the corner to jump out at you befor you see them), F.E.A.R. (that little girl reminds me either of Michael Jackson or the Ring girl), Resident Evil (they just wont freekin die).
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  •  01-27-2007, 9:05 PM 141826 in reply to 141823

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    vampi lol! that was better than vergil bringing sexy back!


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  •  01-27-2007, 9:09 PM 141829 in reply to 141823

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    It's Dante's fault 'cause he's too good, :p. Most scary enemies are in survial horror games where you're supposed to run away from the enimies or shoot them from far away. But Dante just rushes in sword drawn and throws them around the room while trash talkin' about how weak they are, :p. It's hard to be scared with someone like Dante backing you up.
  •  01-27-2007, 9:10 PM 141831 in reply to 141826

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    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    Zeno A.O.D.:

    vampi lol! that was better than vergil bringing sexy back!

    WHAATTT!!!! Vergil is bringing sexy back it's a fact! (I just thought of that quote when i first saw that pic in DeviantArt...he has that Pimp pose LOL) "And the NYPD is hatin" on Dante (Guess what rap song i took that from?)

    And Lady is a "Promiscous girl" You just know she's just spouting BS about hatin demons once she saw how good looking demon DNA and human DNA produce. She wants some Dante Tang

     Oh and looking at a lil girl that looks like MJ isn't scary it's funny as hell.

    Resident Evil 4 had that guy with the chainsaw which was more WTF then scary.

    Silent Hill hands down scary disturbing game.

    LOL In other words Lobuk Dante is a male Dominatrix...

    Dante is Million Stabbing a Marionette "Say you want some more. Tell me you like it!

    Marionettes: ????????

     


  •  01-27-2007, 9:15 PM 141840 in reply to 141829

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    good point lobuk. i think they could have still made it scary though even with those enemies. example: walking along a dark hallway and a marionet hanging uside-down from the celing, slightly drops down and hits you with a crescent blade and then a loud sound comes in like in horror movies.
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  •  01-27-2007, 9:20 PM 141844 in reply to 141840

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    lol again. but seeing a barbecued dog with it's head chopped in half and seeing an extreemily fat enemy that i nicknamed "Erik" after one of my friends made silent hill 3 pretty funny. not to mention that those dogs that are eating bodies on the floor go back to eating after you attack them.
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  •  01-27-2007, 9:38 PM 141849 in reply to 141844

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    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    LOL yeah.

    Dante: *Hit's Dog with Ifrit kick*

    Dogs just bark for awhile and try to attack him

    Vergil: Hey i got some Kibble and Bits ya

    Dogs then wags there tails as they run to Vergil as he suddenly slices there heads off

    Vergil: Stupid bytches! *He then walks off*

    Dante: ??? *Is dumbfounded*

    Oh and this would all take place if Vergil was a playable character 


  •  01-27-2007, 9:45 PM 141854 in reply to 141849

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    lol.

    Dante: "Wallet may cry."

    Wallet: "Wallets never cry!"

    Vergil: makes Wallet cry

    Dante and Vergil: "Jackpot"


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  •  01-27-2007, 9:59 PM 141864 in reply to 141854

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    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    Zeno A.O.D.:

    lol.

    Dante: "Wallet may cry."

    Wallet: "Wallets never cry!"

    Vergil: makes Wallet cry

    Dante and Vergil: "Jackpot"

     

    LMAO!!! Clever i give you props! But what did Vergil do to make the Wallet cry? 

    Oh and don't forget about Ken Kutaragi...he's making every PS3 would be owner cry at this moment.... 


  •  01-27-2007, 10:07 PM 141871 in reply to 141864

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    the enemy's look scary, but have strange animations. in dmc3, the guys with the scyths(not the sand demons, the white/red ones) when you hit them, they stumble backwards, and I could almost imadgen one inside a combo performed with beowulf saying: woh, woh, WOH!
  •  01-27-2007, 10:13 PM 141877 in reply to 141864

    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    Vampi:

    LMAO!!! Clever i give you props! But what did Vergil do to make the Wallet cry? 

    Oh and don't forget about Ken Kutaragi...he's making every PS3 would be owner cry at this moment.... 

    hmmm.... good question.

    Vergil: whips out his new devil arm Ken Kutaragi and beats the living s*** out of Wallet's pride.... or something like that.


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  •  01-27-2007, 10:23 PM 141883 in reply to 141877

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    Re: Is it me or are the enemies in any DMC are not scary...just funny looking...

    Ken Kutaragi Devil Arm equals Top Tier weapon in DMC XXXXXXX: The Search for Curly's Gold

    Oh and Break actually when i see those animations they look like they're slipping on ice...it's kinda funny.  


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