dude lookin at that picture is basically asking for a seizure

is a tomato a fruit or a veggie?

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Dont speak, just die!

A fruit. Its related to strawberries.

What would happen to lazy r and b artists if they were banned from using the words boo,stawty(A hugely insulting term in my opinion),baby,etc and made to use real music not prerecoded beats and melodies?

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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they would suck even worse than what they already do...

what would happen if chuck norris and the undertaker got in a fight

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A:He would roundhouse kick him in the face so fast his spinning motion turned back time and eventually negated all of existence.

Q: Wha is the equavelence of quibits to atoms in terms of mass?

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Curiosity killed the world y'know...
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(>*.*<) The Fat Staring Bunny
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I dont know and I really dont care.

What would happen if in Blade The Series Marcus fought Blade down to a defeat and instead of implaling him he waited ten minutes and stuck a huge needle full of Happy Drugs into him and sent him out into a mall and other places before he implaled him to death?

 

 

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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they would have tea then die. yay them

wut would happen if everyone in the world had the same name, but spelled it differently???? 

 

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it would be like hey (using a random name) matt then the other person would say yo mat then a 3rd person would be like sup mate (silent e) give me some skin...

 who would win in a fight between goku,dante,cloud,vergil,nero,the undertaker,john cena,and chuck norris? (easy question guys)

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duhhh chuck norris rules all

After they make styrofoam what do they ship it in???

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Dont speak, just die!

glass

if u are spinning on a spinny chair and u tilt u head wut happens??

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You would hit your head on the wall and get a concussion.

What do you call monkeys playing in a jungle gym?

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Get you a copy of MgS4! What u waiting for??

A big job for the caretaker when they have gone.

What would happen if Sonic had a race with a Velocorapter,and some other dinosaurs?

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The flinch in your eyes calls your bluff
Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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Sonic would be eaten alive

why are iPods called iPods?

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The name iPod was proposed by Vinnie Chieco, a freelance copywriter, who (with others) was called by Apple to figure out how to introduce the new player to the public. After Chieco saw a prototype, he thought of the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and the phrase "Open the pod bay door, Hal!", which refers to the white EVA Pods of the Discovery One spaceship.Apple researched the trademark and found that it was already in use. Joseph N. Grasso of New Jersey had originally listed an "iPod" trademark with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in July 2000 for Internet kiosks. The first iPod kiosks had been demonstrated to the public in New Jersey in March 1998, and commercial use began in January 2000. The trademark was registered by the USPTO in November 2003, and Grasso assigned it to Apple Computer, Inc. in 2005.

yeah thats right

ok were does the one legged lady work?

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at the IHOP duh

why are people getting hit in the balls on youtube so popular?

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Because getting hit in the boobs is no fun.

Why is comprehension such an unattainable feat? 

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