Because he ate corn.

Why does the sun shine and not blind?

be cause its a chicken

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Boo f*ckin hoo you're not the only one whose live's a piece of sh*t,
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it.
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists?
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of sh*t.
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots,
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a c*ck.
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong.
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are f*cking morons.
You don't mean it.

~ Mindless Self Indulgence

Why is the Dante in your avatar wearing both his coat and amulet at the same time?

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*Been here over two year ^_^*
I ain't back for real..... But rest assured, I'm still watching over this place.

A thermometer!LOL!!!! 

 

Nero_The_One:

Just one phone that is "Mega".

What is the measurement unit of beauty?

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That right people.The 60G cost 600!And stop complaining you damn people.A normal Blu Ray DVD player Costs 800 american dollars!SO SHUTUP!You are basically getting a discount!

is this the ask a stupid question get a stupid answer forum

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the prince and the king

 No its the Ill egg santas house forum.

How do you know what time it is? 

sparda the king of demons:

is this the ask a stupid question get a stupid answer forum

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That right people.The 60G cost 600!And stop complaining you damn people.A normal Blu Ray DVD player Costs 800 american dollars!SO SHUTUP!You are basically getting a discount!

i ask my dad

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the prince and the king

 How do you know your dad is right?

sparda the king of demons:

i ask my dad

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That right people.The 60G cost 600!And stop complaining you damn people.A normal Blu Ray DVD player Costs 800 american dollars!SO SHUTUP!You are basically getting a discount!

penut butter

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the prince and the king

What is the square root of a triangle????

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That right people.The 60G cost 600!And stop complaining you damn people.A normal Blu Ray DVD player Costs 800 american dollars!SO SHUTUP!You are basically getting a discount!

a parellathingy ^_^

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the prince and the king

Correcto Mundo!Who Is Spardas Dad?

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That right people.The 60G cost 600!And stop complaining you damn people.A normal Blu Ray DVD player Costs 800 american dollars!SO SHUTUP!You are basically getting a discount!

How did you get a higher post rank then me?

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*Been here over two year ^_^*
I ain't back for real..... But rest assured, I'm still watching over this place.

The dark knight:

Correcto Mundo!Who Is Spardas Dad?

a penut butter and jelly sanwich

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the prince and the king

 I post alot!

And how do you know the peanut butter jelly sandwhich is Spardas dad?@Sparda the king of demons 

 

Michael_:

How did you get a higher post rank then me?

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That right people.The 60G cost 600!And stop complaining you damn people.A normal Blu Ray DVD player Costs 800 american dollars!SO SHUTUP!You are basically getting a discount!