I don't know if it's been said

you know your a noob when in the first mission you pause and try to learn
how to learn to reload ebony&ivory
 

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Kill one man you are a murderer
kill one thousand you are a hero
kill them all and you are a god

u know youre a n00b when you think the sword is a decoration

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"Is that all you've got?"

Gotta add it; it bothers me to no end.

You know you're a noob when you spell Vergil's name "Virgil". =.=;  Words are different than names...depending on the person, spell it right.

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You know your a noob when you get stuck on the first mission on easy with tutorials on DMC3

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DigitalPh33r Rulez

you die on the first 2 missions of devil may cry 3,

if you refuse to try other styles of DMC3 gameplay

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You think youre gonna make the devil cry

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"Is that all you've got?"