You know you're a noob at DMC when...

Dante's had enough, walks right out of the TV screen, and completely kicks your ass for making him look so bad.

When you become the first person to make Vergil cry because of your noobish skills.

When you cause the resurrection of Sparda and he kills everything including you because he's had enough of watching you screw up.

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Nice one.

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when you try to kill Nevan by shooting E&V repeatedly at her and when you finally realize your mistake, she comes and gives you the kiss of death

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Michael_:

Oh what else, let's see....

Your so big a perve when you face off with Nevan that when she makes out with you you think it's a good thing.

.....No more from those, but these are quotes from a parody of DMC4 I once wrote, there'll are probably unubered newbie things here....

Dante- Hey geek, were're you going>

Geek- I'm reserving a copy of Devil May Cry 4, it's gonna be the greatest game ever!

Dante- *pissed off* You know there are other better DMC games out there!

Geek- Devil May Cry? It never existed before number 4!

Dante- Bullcrap!

Geek- Then why haven't ever heard of "Nero" before?

Nerd- Pwnd!

Dante- Get your asses better games.

Geek- No way! This thing will rock my Xbox360!

Dante- You son of a- 360 sucks!

Geek- Shut up, you obiously know nothing of DMC! I can't wait to play XBox live!

Dante- How does a teen like you intend to get it?!

Geek- Well duh! It's rated Teen!

Dante-

 lol thats funny.

 

new mesage: maybe i am a noob  coz wen i was muking around on my bros realy good file with almost everything upgrated i felt like seeing how much life i could take off mission 20's vergil and only took off 1/4 of his life even though my bro has all life bars but 4 or 5. thanx 4 making me feel bad u bastards! burn in hell , u dont even deserve 2 do things like this if u kno it will hurt a 14 year old grl's feelings!!! *cries*

Urgh, I'm just gonna let the mods deal with this. Nobody respects anybody who flames the forum for no apparent reason.

EDIT: For future reference, you can't get Red Orbs from the English language, so stop trying to kill it.

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you know you're a noob when:

1. you still can't get a critical hit on the first secret mission

2. it took you like 7 untouchables to beat mundus on dmd mode

3. you killed nero angelo with half of the holy waters that you saved up from normal to dmd because you know that they do massive damage to him.

yes. i am guilty of all of these. and yes i do get screwed up on easy auto because he throws in random hightimes at the worst possible times. *hightimes right before Nero Angelo's hightime and gets completely owned*

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!!!!!I'M ON BUNNY PATROL!!!!

... when you can't finish the last flight scene.

...when you think the marionettes(!?!) are scary.

...when someone tells you where you can find gun ammo, and you believe him. 

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...you came to the conclusion that you have to use a Holy Water against Lady in the boss fight against her on the easier difficulties.

...you came to the conclusion that a Holy Water might not actually work against Lady because she's human.

...you actually tried using a Holy Water against Lady to see what happens because my posts intrigued you to do so, Ha ha.

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

Your a Noob at DMC when you use the Everything cheat and only use the Infinate DT Sparda Costume on Easy.

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Im playing on very hard mode and i can't beat the last jester boss battle with out using sparda and quicksilver anyone got any stratigies

Hi Wolf, I see that you're new here. Welcome to SoS. Now, about your question, this isn't really the right thread to post your question in. Just take time and read the rules and you'll understand.  If you take a look in through the forums, you'll see that there are topics for the threads. Your question would be most suited for the Devil May Cry 3 section. You just can't go into any thread here and post off topic (though I can see how someone could misunderstand the title of this thread). Unfortunately, I don't have any good advice on your problem, though some of the other members here can help you, it's been a while since I played DMC3 so I'm really rusty. But you could always try playing previous missions to upgrade your guns, buy more moves, increase health & DT gauge, and then try again.

 

Now back on topic!!!

 You know you're a noob at DMC when Dante no longer responds to the controller and instead, curls up and enters the fetal position.

You know you're a noob at DMC when Dante somehow doesn't survive getting impaled by Alastor.
 

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ok i'll answer this one i guess.

wolf, here's what i did. use trickster and A&R. when fighting the boss, simply jump into the air, cross slash, press the style button, and slash again. you can keep doing this and it's a good way to dodge his attacks. when he changes color, get out of the way and jump and trickser arround to dodge the spears. continue this method until vergil comes in. switch to E&I and start shooting him to death as Verg slices the crap out of him. and when those blu/red things come out of the water, shoot them with kalina anne and jump out of the way. it's that part where you will earn your tripple S in the stylish meter. it's hard to fail with that method if you can keep your distance on the second half of the battle.

now back on topic.

you know you're a noob at DMC when you have invincibility and you still find a way to die.

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!!!!!I'M ON BUNNY PATROL!!!!

you know you are a noob at DMC when ebony and ivory reload

You know you're a noob at DMC when you lose mission 1(DMC3) (for the 99999999th time) and when you press square for the next shot, Dante finally decides to kill himself.

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Yeah... let's go all the way to Hell!

The REAL Dante:

You know you're a noob at DMC when you lose mission 1(DMC3) (for the 99999999th time) and when you press square for the next shot, Dante finally decides to kill himself.

We'll all be playing Devil may Cry 7 by that time, already.

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.