sweet christ wow. and yea your totally right that was made to avoid lawsuit. it looks like they filmed it all in one building some abandoned offices. wow

i dont know if i can go on living.

i gotta go puke 

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DanteMustDieDT:

sweet christ wow. and yea your totally right that was made to avoid lawsuit. it looks like they filmed it all in one building some abandoned offices. wow

i dont know if i can go on living.

i gotta go puke 

I did warn you!!!

lol

I wonder what happened to the motorcycle scene?...

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That movie makes me feel like i got stoned and was though hell myself.oh god i need to see a doctor

 I feel the same way bro but i feel like ive been raped and gone threw hell myself. I really dont know if you could call that a movie i need to go to the doctors

Is it really that bad? Worse than DMC 2?

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its that bad i couldnt even watch the hole thing. its like having an elephant puke on you then getting your head stuck up his ass.

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Okay, first of all:

He he...ha ha ha...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

 Alright, with that our of the way, all I have to say is that it'd be a decent movie...if it was a comedy. I laughed so much inside when I set eyes upon Arkham, and when the demons came out I couldn't help but wonder "Where's Blade, the vampire hunter? He should be helping Dante right about now."
Not only that, but also Lady vs. Chubby Girl. Seriously, this movie is a gem...dipped in a bucket of diarrhea.

I apologize if this post was pointless and nonsensical, but it was just too much to miss the chance ; )

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Gluttony:

Is it really that bad? Worse than DMC 2?

DMC2 is the best thing you have seen in your life compared to this "movie".

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lol ok. I won't even bother then. DMC 2 wasn't even that bad except Dante didn't talk. I mean he had one word here or there but thats it. I guess he decided that he better save some of those great trash talking ideas for the rest of the games.

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DMC2 wasnt too bad, ya for sure its the worst out of the dmc games right now but it was still an ok game. you make it sound like it was the worst game ever made.oh well i just thought it was a good game.

I just acknowledged that it wasn't that bad. Its just Capcom set the bar so high with the 1st game and they pretty much didn't come anywhere near that bar. Its a great game on its own but as a DMC game it is a disappointment.

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