dante: hey vergil wanna do it

vergil: OK . 

Kyrie - For heaven's sake, Lucia! Get a speech therapist! You're driving me crazy!

Lucia - Well, if yurr voice was suu perrfict. Why dun't you take some singing lessuns!

Kyrie - Well maybe I will!!!

Lucia - Well maybe I wun't!!!

 

And so Kyrie became a songstress for the Order of the Sword, and Lucia remained stuck with her accent.

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"Alot," isn't a word, don't merge the words "a" and "lot" together.

I'll post something when it comes to me, but all the ones I've read are too hilarious. Nice work, Ice! XD

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Enjoy my DMC AMV! ^^
All gone but the will to live to tell the tale...

jester il start wearing suits and soberist of clothes

dante im cute but there are others prettier

 

 

 

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Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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lucia:dante looks so fine in his shirtless costume!!

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thnx koRn for lettin me use on of your sig's!

Dante(talking to demons): Can't we all just get along?

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Yeah... let's go all the way to Hell!

Dante: Get ready for the ultimate rock show! *Revs up Nevan and starts off with a bad@$$ed solo. Then silence.......until....*

*Dante puts on a girly face*
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
*continues Barney song until everyone within 10 km is dead on the ground with bleeding ears, except Vergil*

Vergil: WHHOOOOO!!!! THAT ROOOOCKED!!!!!

*Sparda shows up and totally kicks their @$$es*
Sparda: You can't do that! You'll create time paradox!!!"

Everyone else: OH NO!!!!
Koolaid Man: Oh Yeah!!!!
*Jester shows up in a Ghetto outfit*
Ghetto Jester: OH SNAP!!!! *Immediately gets blown away by 9999999999999 bullets*
 

 

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LongNamesAreGreat:

Dante: Get ready for the ultimate rock show! *Revs up Nevan and starts off with a bad@$$ed solo. Then silence.......until....*

*Dante puts on a girly face*
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
*continues Barney song until everyone within 10 km is dead on the ground with bleeding ears, except Vergil*

Vergil: WHHOOOOO!!!! THAT ROOOOCKED!!!!!

*Sparda shows up and totally kicks their @$$es*
Sparda: You can't do that! You'll create time paradox!!!"

Everyone else: OH NO!!!!
Koolaid Man: Oh Yeah!!!!
*Jester shows up in a Ghetto outfit*
Ghetto Jester: OH SNAP!!!! *Immediately gets blown away by 9999999999999 bullets*
 

Dude, I haven't been laughing so hard these days. That completely made my day.

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I'd prefer to be hated for what I am instead of being loved for what I'm not!
Sadness is just another word for not enough pizza!
Thankies DD, for this great sig ^_^ You're the best!!!

scary

barney i mean

patty lowell from anime frills are so last year i think ill dye my hair black with streaks and wear black and listen to heavy metal and goth

wrath demon i wont drop my exploding acid bomb on you dante, lets hug

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Your life will end when you attack.

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DarkHuntress:

LongNamesAreGreat:

Dante: Get ready for the ultimate rock show! *Revs up Nevan and starts off with a bad@$$ed solo. Then silence.......until....*

*Dante puts on a girly face*
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
*continues Barney song until everyone within 10 km is dead on the ground with bleeding ears, except Vergil*

Vergil: WHHOOOOO!!!! THAT ROOOOCKED!!!!!

*Sparda shows up and totally kicks their @$$es*
Sparda: You can't do that! You'll create time paradox!!!"

Everyone else: OH NO!!!!
Koolaid Man: Oh Yeah!!!!
*Jester shows up in a Ghetto outfit*
Ghetto Jester: OH SNAP!!!! *Immediately gets blown away by 9999999999999 bullets*
 

Dude, I haven't been laughing so hard these days. That completely made my day.

Lol no ***. That was pretty good.

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[]D [] []V[] []D

Dante: Not more demons! Jeez... You know what?: Screw this, I'm gonna go play XBox.

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Enjoy my DMC AMV! ^^
All gone but the will to live to tell the tale...

devil may cry 3:

dante:why did lady have to take back that massive basooka,life was getting easy... 

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thnx koRn for lettin me use on of your sig's!

vergil and dante are talking

a servant comes in with a bill for 1000 red orbs

dante says whats that for

vergil says my hair gel bill. takes a lot to spike this style!

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Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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dae aue:

vergil and dante are talking

a servant comes in with a bill for 1000 red orbs

dante says whats that for

vergil says my hair gel bill. takes a lot to spike this style!

OMGOSH that was frickin' hilarious! XP

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Enjoy my DMC AMV! ^^
All gone but the will to live to tell the tale...

glad you thought it was funny

a enigma, a demon made of dead demons hate

lets hug and dance round with flowers in our hair peace man!

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Feel free to die when you've had enough
Useless cause is breaking your back
Your life will end when you attack.

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