i sat down at the special ed table and people laughed at me until the special ed kids got up and left me. then people laughed harder cause i was the outcast of the tards.
i also had sword fights with wooden swords. this may not seem dumb until i fought my friend who broke my broadsword in half with his wooden mace. immagine what that would have done to my head.
a kid i hate got a random catapillar and out it on his arm. he fed it sugar and it ran arround like it was on crack. he was ding this for like 2 hours until a kid came up and said, "that thing has been stinging you the whole time!" his arm hurt for a while.
my brother lathered himself up in deoderent and got it in his eyes. they stung for hours and smelled like good.
my friend killed his Gerble by putting it on his fan and turning it on so that it launched his gerble at the wall. he did it like 20 times and the gerble's back broke.
my friends got arrested for making a video like CKY. they did skits like put flower on themselves and pretend that they were on crack. when the poliece caught them, one of them took some of the flower off of one of my friends and said, "this better not be what i think it is!' another of my friends had a switchblade-butterfly knife which was a double federal offence. the cops were laughing the entire night while they were watching the video.
i befriended a kid with a broke back name because i was sorry for him. little did i know that he lived up to his name. i ran like hell.
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