Dante: -_-' It's just nail get over it.

Lady: Get over it DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME GET THESE PERFECT?!?!? I KILL YOU!?!?!

Vergil: Oh god now she's pissed i'm outta here.

dante: wow, vergil is too strong, and has wicked sweet moves

vergil: brother, i give up. at least let me have the blessing of teaching you moves of your true potiental

Sparda: Vergil. I know that this might be hard, but you have to know, that your true mother is Nevan.

Vergil: Nooo!!! (hugs the electric guitar Nevan) Mother!!!

Dante: (completely unaware of the situation) Hey!!! Don't touch that, Vergil!!! It's mine!!! give it back!!! (snatches it away)

Vergil: Nooo!!! Why??? Why??? Why??????

IceCreamMouth:

Sparda: Vergil. I know that this might be hard, you have to know, that your true mother is Nevan.

god!!!!!! thanks for making me laugh lol! ^ ^

Sparda To Dante:That's not my sword.

Vergil: I can drink you all under the table. HAHAHA

Lady: I want to be a power puff girl daddy.

Dante:Awwww look a cute spider

Jester: Hey you want to see my new dance moves? 

Dante

Mommy....I want some chocolate! MOMMMY!

Do I smell like a fish? Because I am not taking a bath for 30 years.

Dad, You cant kick mama's ass because you are so scared.

Vergil

Take a bath, Dante! You are stinks!

Haha! Crying baby Dante! haha *cough*

Lady

Aaaa!!! Dante!!!! He's so handsome! I love you!

I think I need a pair of a new contact lens!

Trish

Hey you Bone head! I am not your mother! I am your fianceé!

Oh How cute! A little white baby demon!

Sparda

Oh my god! My wife is a kicking butt man!

Dante: (When Phantom appears) AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! A SPIDER OH MY GOD!!!! GETITAWAYGETITAWAYGETITAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Screams like a little girl)

Vergil: (First time seeing Lady) DAAAYAAMN!!!!

Dante: (In DT) AAAAARGH!!!! I'm on FIRE!!! HELP ME!!!

Lucia: I'm a monster? EXCELLENT! *plays air guitar*

Dante: (After getting kicked in the face by Nero) Waaaaaaah!! *starts crying like a baby* I want my mommy!

Trish: (In reference to Dante's last line) Oh shut up Dante..

Dante - Man, I'm getting too old for this stuff. Nero, take over for me. Will ya?

Nero - No way!!! You're the face of DmC, and always will be!!!

Dante - Do it, or Kyrie will never be your girlfriend!!!

 Nero - Nooo!!!!!! Why, Kyrie??? why??????

Vergil-Where the hell did my Rap metal collection go to?

Dante- wheres my bluegrass collection of the seventies?

Trish- oh my god...i look like a ho.....

Dante- *click* *click* .... im out of ammo?

Vergil- ummm wheres the bathroom?

Mundus- i want a puppy.....

Griffen- oh, shoot... time to go south for the winter

Phantom- i think i have a fever....of A THOUSAND AND 2

Nelo Angelo-man, this armor is heavy....

Phantom to Griffen- What the hell? a talking bird?

Dante- I missed?

Dante- Huh? That's weird, Ivory never jams. Maybe I should look down the barrel and find the problem.

Lady- Like, oh my God! It's a freakin demon!

Vergil- Dante, I'd like to introduce you to my new pet cat. His name is Snuggles. And I wuv him so much!

Trish- So many door repair bills....

Bloated Demon Arkham- *Busts down Dante's shop wall* OH YEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!

Dante to Bloated Arkham- OH NOOOOO!!! What did you do to my beautiful home!

Vergil: Yo dawg! Dis sh** be mine!

Dante: Now it's personal! Those jerks ate my strawberry sundae!!! 

Mundas- I feel pretty...of so pretty

Nelo-Angelo. "Requesting back up! *sword clash* Dante is in secter five *swoop*

Vergil- Dante.... I slept with your girl friend...
Dante: Pfft weich one?
Vergil: all of them,....
Dante: 0.o....

Lady: dady im so glad to see you! *hugs Archam

Jester, talking to Dante and Vergil as they fight* "Stop that!, your both acting like imuture fools!....wait a minut...

Lucia: *incert anything in perfect english*

Trish: like, OMG Pizza!

Dante:...pepparoni pizza?....gross....

Vergil:...my Yamoto...it...its dull?

lady:*talking to dante* meh, if i bore you so easily dante just get a new gf in the sequal...

Jester: Oh Mary, daddy thinks you need a spaaaaaaaaaaaaaankiiiiiiiiiing!

Mundus: I resemble sephiroth in NO way whatsoever! i do NOT cas a barier in battle, i do NOT have a halo behind me, i do NOT fire a beam that looks like pale horse, i do NOT throw huge stones at you that look like his break spell, i do NOT resemble him in any way, got it?

Trish: *talking to dante*You mom looks like a total whore...

Dante: i realy do get to mutch ass...

Nero: IM THE NEW RIEDEN! HORAY! *swats butt in fan-boy-fasion*

Vergil: hey um, hair stylist, can you make it so that when my hair get's full of blood i look like dante?

Ice Cream Mouth: look at the "you pwn at dmc" thread, I SO PWN!

wait... Ice isn't a dmc charictor... <.<

Leinhart:

Griffen- oh, shoot... time to go south for the winter

That one got me by suprise. I had laugh.

(DmC4)

Dante - (snaps) Gunslinger!!!

Dante - (snaps) Trickster!!!

Dante - (snaps) Swordmaster!!!

Dante - (snaps) Royalguard!!!

Vergil - (Hmph!) Darkslayer!!!

Vergil - ...!!!

Vergil - Aw crap, I only got one style!

LongNamesAreGreat:

Bloated Demon Arkham- *Busts down Dante's shop wall* OH YEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!

That just made my evening XD